My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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