I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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