Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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