: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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