Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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