I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
You can make out without kissing
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