You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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