i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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