What a fucking waste of an outfit
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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