haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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