I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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