dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
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I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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