CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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