You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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