I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
a search helicopter?!
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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