after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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