Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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