whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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