how can u be prego again
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
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i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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