**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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