he thought i was a dude.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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