Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I think I am morally bankrupt
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
