I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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