have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
