found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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