Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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