we're blogging at a bar
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
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Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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