ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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