quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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