Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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