I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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