Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?