Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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