Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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