You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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