Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
My cat gives me a boner
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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