god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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