Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
you will always have a special place in my vag
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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