this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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