There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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