I am puke
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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