Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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