4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
She announced her abortion via fbk
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
this will be a night to untag.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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