I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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