I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on