Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just found puke in my bra..
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship