Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.