Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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