garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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