I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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