You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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