I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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