She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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