Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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