dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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