Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
the room spins SO much faster in panama
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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