Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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