So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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