Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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