Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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