I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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