no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
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No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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